Tuesday, October 02, 2007

i am suppose to scribble something here
but this window has been open for the past 30 minutes...
and it is still empty...

all i can think about now is condom...and spaceman
both seems really irrelevant to each other...but... it is in a way
while we were having internal today
i felt the sudden urge of wanting to ask the bosses ( the male ones )
what makes them decide which brand of condom to use...
i am curious lor...since i don't get to use it...
okok..i meant the usual way...
i should have ask lor...now the question is like lingering in my mind non stop...

p/s : your big day is coming...and i am so excited about it~
pp/s : ok...my pc is laggin like hell after i open illustrator, photoshop and flash simultaneously, time to upgrade....but where to get money?sob sob...*slaps own face...i'm so useless...no money...no fame...but the lucky thing is that life is fair...i have u...to compensate all the other things that i don't have...hooray~!erm...this pp/s like got a little bit too long...

beyonce cancels Kuala Lumpur concert

one day, maybe all the female artists who wants to have a concert in Malaysia will have to put on a tudung
OMG...imagine rihanna singing umbrella with a tudung over her!!!
and missy elliot raping with a tudung!!!
*faint....

i think all these muslim students and muslim activists have nothing better to do...if you don't like the way the artist dress and perform, don't go to the freakin concert...
so now, beyonce canceled her concert in Malaysia and decided to make it in Indonesia, which is also a Islamic country...so why other people don't mind, and these people in Malaysia have to make a big fuss over it?
if you think by looking at beyonce wearing revealing clothes performing during the concert can make your people sin and corrupt their minds...i think it's pretty obvious that the problems are not from beyonce...maybe it's because the minds of your kind are already twisted...

gees...my dad will be really disappointed lor
now the concert is canceled
i was thinking of buying him the tickets to surprise him....

ar...really...i'm not outta my mind....
i forgot to mention...my dad is a really big fan of beyonce...!
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Monday, October 01, 2007

rindu oh rindu

i can't believe that they are actually asking me to handle this...
RINDU...a new condom brand which will soon hit the market...
it's targeted at young married malay couples...
damn it..
do i look like someone who uses a condom??

ok...
even if i were to use one..i'm not a malay...how on earth will i understand what they want??
i think my boss is just trying to punish me lor...because i don't stay late after work...everyday at 7pm sharp, ok...maybe not sharp...but i will usually try to leave office before 8pm...so now karma is back...and i'm stuck with a condom...errrr...maybe not one...i'm stuck with like a tons of condoms...

to me...condoms are just like balloons, we used to blow it and give it to a friend on his or her birthday...so when it comes to condoms...as far as i am concern, it is just a slimy balloon with no colors.

can someone just save me?

Sunday, September 30, 2007

bmw x6 & ferrari f430 scuderia

cars cars cars...
cameras cameras cameras...
computer computers computers...
yeah...it's my life~!
wohoo~~~

ok..stop being crazy....today's weather is hot like hell...
now i'm like having sauna in my own living room
damn it...i cannot use air con..because it's not enviromental friendly...
the weather nowadays is going crazy...because nobody is recycling or trying to save energy...
one day earth is just going to explode...and everyone will die~

anyways
during the frankfurt motorshow 2007
bmw released its new bmw x6 which is a cross SUV
which is also the first hybrid from BMW
p/s : do you know that porsche was the first automobiole manufacturer to come out with hybrid cars?
the x6 is like a JLO version of BMW...look at its big butt!
it will prolly be roll out during 2009, and as usual, there will be a non-hybrid version of it...







i think it looks so much like a sports SUV instead...

usually...every year, the frankfurt motorshow is like the best, those big automobile manufacturers will aim to release new models, new concept cars, new technology...yada yada...
so this year, the x6 definitely grabbed my attention
ferrrari also released the f430 scuderia
ok lar...i never really liked ferraris, because i know it's a car i will never be able to afford it
maybe later on i can afford the rims...or the bonnet cover..
but this ferrari is different
this is a ferrari that my fav. F1 driver miki shumical( i cnat speel) helped to develop
basically, it's the same family as the f430 and the f430 spider, which runs on a v8 engine...
acceleration from 0-100km/h is less than 3.6s!!!
it has a v8 510hp 4308cc engine..............................................ok,you can close your mouth now
max speed is 320km/h, si=o i think hor..this car cannot be driven in malaysia...because you will definitely get so many summons until your jaws drop~but come to think of it, if you can afford to buy a car like this, you prolly won't mind paying those summons...or maybe this car is like so fast..the speed limit detector will not be able to catch it...the car will prolly just flash through and the police will prolly be like "ape tu?"

erm...
when it comes to design, i personally like the f430 spider better...though i can't really see much difference between these 3 cars...they look almost identical in the front...the back got cahnges here and there a bit...




f430





f430 spider





f430 scuderia

the three cars looked really alike, just a little tweaking of the outlook...
but i still like the spider better...maybe because it's a convertible
ok lar..next time got money i should fly to frankfurt for the car show...and take super nice shots back to sell...
wohoo~!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

iphone & ipod touch to malaysia

ok...since i always thought that i am an apple fan, even though the only thing i have from apple is a 2 years old ipod video, but as apple has always spam me with all the product newsletters, thus i tend to be very aware of any new gadgets from them...

so .... from the oh so great iphone to the recently launched ipod touch

they are like screaming to me in the online ads that i've come across...

BUY ME BUY ME!

i know is hightime for me to change my handphone
it is old...full of problem and not very posh

for those who doesn't know..i'm still using a almost 5 years old nokia 3300, and i have been hunting for a new handphone since god knows when


after making a historical entry to the world...
i think probably there are like millions of websites and blogs writing reviews about the iphone and ipod touch

basically, all of these doesn't really affect me much as i am an apple fan, i will buy it because it's cool and sleek even though i know that there are plenty of music players and handphones out there which are way better and way cheaper...
and this is why also that i'm driving a puggy 206, despite its high fuel consumption and maintenance that i have to willingly pay every month

anyways, this is about ipod touch and iphone...
as iphone being one of the most hyped gadget ever realeased...
it too made a great impact on me...
just like love at first sight...
i am sure that if i strike a lottery now
they will be the first 2 things that i will lay my hands on, but since it will only happen in my dreams, it is better that i just figure out how to save or earn money to get them
there are some people selling it on local forums, which it doesn't cost like a bomb as i thought, after the conversion it only goes about rm2500
ok lar...quite expensive actually...with another 1k more, my 70-200 ISF4 will be within reach...

the easier way is..i can be a total loser and just get the money from dad for the iphone, which i believe that he will willingly pay for it...but damn it...i'm trying to live on my own without relying on anyone...especially my dad and my brother...so i will start chanting now...
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER
I SHALL NOT TAKE MONEY FROM MY DAD & BROTHER

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and for more ipod touch poison, click here